We got to keep all on the right side.

You got to keep all on the right side.

I was in my paycheck called for my blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to be able to be.

All on the right side. You got to be all on the bright side.

All right.

All right.

When life hands you lemons, be like, oh my God, how did you get hands?

Holy shit!

Did you see this arm come out of nowhere and give me a lemon? Did you guys see that?

That being said, so stupid. No, I love it. Thank you. When you want to make lemonade, you got to get a knife out and squeeze.

And it's a bitch. That's why today we're doing a bitch corner. That's right.

We're going to set a timer and go off on the lemons this week has handed us.

Then try to find a brighter side.

Because sometimes life doesn't hand you lemons, it throws them at your head and laughs.

So get your cutting board out because we're doing a bitch corner on this episode of The Brighter Side. Yeah. Stab the lemons. Fuck you. Yeah, you give me lemons? Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab. Throw them at your neighbor. That's right. You have a lemon tree. You have an orange tree. I have a lemon tree, but it's a little sour. I don't know. Maybe the ground is sour. They're not ready, maybe. Maybe. But aren't

lemon sour? Yeah, but they have a dog that's a really bad dog because they don't, they don't socialize it. You think it's from the piss. I think it's from the piss and the shit. I mean, all trees have piss and shit all over them. Isn't that like the trees thing?

To like collect piss and shit.

That's right.

You know the bottom of the ocean floor?

It's not dirt.

It's piss and shit.

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