Brighter Side Fight Night

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network, Ed Larson, Leisure, Amber Nelson, Comedy

4.6 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Who wins in a fight? Vladimir Putin Vs Kim Jung Un? Jonathon Davis Vs Fred Durst? Fast food worker Vs Call Center employee? Teddy Roosevelt Vs Jesus Christ? All these fights and more, listen or we'll fight you!

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0:00.0	Got to be on the right side.
0:05.0	You got to go on the right side.
0:09.0	I'll spend my paycheck on my blue boots.
0:13.0	That's okay and now I've got to me.
0:18.0	On the right side, you got to take random people?
0:21.4	Got to be like.
0:23.3	All right.
0:24.8	Are you ready to rumble?
0:29.8	We're going to take random people or animals and pair them up with random things in a weight class nightmare.
0:36.2	Who would win?
0:37.2	A T-Rex or a bulldozer? Why are we doing
0:39.9	this? Because fuck yeah. Why not? By the way, I think it's a bulldozer. So grab your
0:45.5	boxing gloves and serrated knives because we're doing fight night on this episode of The Brighter
0:50.8	Side. Yeah, baby. That's right. We are ready to rumble and I'll tell you what, the first fucker I'm going to fight is Michael Buffer. Come for us. He trademarked, are you ready to rumble? So you want to come with us? I don't give a shit, Buffer. Fuck you. I'm going to suck your mom, man. I think he's dead maybe. Sucker tits?
1:10.9	This guy, yeah, that guy.
1:11.6	You could dig up his mom's tits and suck on him.
1:13.9	Oh, yeah.
1:14.7	I hear that buffer. I'm going to buff your mom's breast. Yeah, fuck you. I'll suck your cock till you're dead. Yeah, you know who the second person? I mean, you might like that. Is he alive? Yes, he's alive.
1:07.5	He's alive.
1:08.0	How old is he?
1:08.6	Where's the numbers here?
1:09.9	It's 44.
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