Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Hiya, I'm Hallie Labant, this is Mega coming at you from Twin Hills Community Church

where every week we give our Mega Church a tiny family feel.

And per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Gray House.

I'm never not nice because God's my home slice, Halley. How I do? I love to hear it.

Well, I'll tell you what. It's heating up outside Gray and tensions are running high. They say that's what

happens. You know, in the summer months, people are fighting in the streets. Oh, I know. Well, it has come home to

roost at my household already. And I'm going to ask you to put me on the top of your prayer list. I mean, it's been in the 40s, but. Right. I mean, it's a heat wave for Andy. Any hoodles. What's going on at your house, Hallie? Well, I told you a while back that we had a peeping Tom and it grieves the heart of God.

Cody Plotie.

Yeah.

Plotie, the construction company, their son, you know, the Plotys are all contractors,

but their son is acting like a real loser.

I remember when he was in climax as a teen, they used to call him Grody, Cody Ploody. I think they still do. My son, Day, told me that they still call Cody Plotie, Grody, Cody, Ploody. Yeah. About how old of a guy is he now? I mean, I'd say he's got to be 20s. Wouldn't you? 30? Yeah, he's one of those 20s that looks younger but acts older.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I would say he looks older, but acts younger.

Oh, okay.

He, you know, he's wearing a big gold chain.

He's trying to look like a thug.

He, you know, we caught him snooping around our backyard at dusk when it was dark outside and the

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