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| 0:00.0 | Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church. |
| 0:20.0 | Hi, I'm Hallie Laban, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church, where every week we're giving our Mega Church. |
| 0:26.5 | A tiny family feeling, per usual, I'm joined by my co-host. |
| 0:29.8 | He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax. |
| 0:33.8 | Please welcome Gray Haas. |
| 0:35.6 | I ain't going to slack because I love Christ to the moon and back, Halley. How are you? |
| 0:41.4 | Humans have been slingshotting around the moon this week, haven't they? Oh, yes, they have. And I'm really not |
| 0:47.6 | interested in too much about space or anything that goes on up there. But I am interested in this Artemis mission just because, |
| 0:57.9 | well, our very own pastor Steve had his hands and his fingerprints all over it, didn't he, |
| 1:02.8 | Howley? Oh, it was awesome. Well, he's no stranger to space because he's been on an Amazon mission. |
| 1:08.7 | And that was awesome. He was able there. He's been there. Right. And that was awesome. Yeah. |
| 1:11.1 | He was able to do a like 90 second sermon from space. Yeah. It was live televised to our IMEG cameras in the main auditorium. |
| 1:21.0 | It was so great. And I, you know, seeing Steve waitless or, you know, waitless for a few seconds at a time, I guess, was really what it was |
| 1:28.8 | because they take the plane up and, you know, they go up and down and you get a few seconds |
| 1:34.5 | of weightlessness. But I thought it was just such a powerful reminder of, or maybe just a question |
| 1:40.3 | of, will we be weightless in heaven? I think I will for sure. Well, I'm not talking about |
| 1:46.6 | weight loss. I'm talking about actual gravity, Hallie. Well, I think gravity is what gives us |
| 1:51.5 | wrinkles and makes us saggy. And in heaven it says we're going to have perfect bodies. So I would |
| 1:57.4 | imagine that also we can float around because a lot of people might want to dunk like Michael Jordan, fly through the air. |
| 2:05.4 | Oh, that would be fun. |
| 2:06.2 | The image on some, you know, Jordan sneakers. So there can't be gravity in heaven. If people are going to want to be doing that, which if that's heaven for you, then you're going to be able to dunk. |
| 2:17.6 | That's great. |
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