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🗓️ 29 September 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Bridezilla expects her friends to work like slaves to make her wedding live up to her expectations. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm getting married to my wonderful fiancée this fall. |
| 0:11.0 | A week ago I had a bachelorette party. |
| 0:14.0 | While most girls dream of their weddings, I dreamt about my bachelorette weekend. |
| 0:18.0 | I put a lot of planning into this weekend, made a lot of phone calls, reservations, |
| 0:22.6 | everything basically. |
| 0:23.6 | For Thursday night through Sunday morning, me and 25 of my closest girlfriends rented a house. |
| 0:29.6 | From the start, it was a disaster. |
| 0:31.6 | I'd told my girls to get the house early on Thursday so they could decorate and set up before I got there. |
| 0:38.2 | Well, I got to the house at three, and they weren't done decorating, so that bummed me out, |
| 0:43.0 | because I wanted that wow moment when I came in and saw the setup. I felt robbed, but we still |
| 0:48.9 | had a decent first night. Friday, I woke everyone up at 7 a.m. to make breakfast and get ready because we had a pecked day. |
| 0:56.4 | Vineyards, boat, lunch, happy hour drinks, then dinner and the clubs. I was getting shaded on all |
| 1:02.5 | afternoon because people said they were being rushed from place to place and had to carry changes |
| 1:06.8 | of clothes all day, but we only had limited time in the city and I wanted to make the most of it. |
| 1:12.3 | Saturday was worse. We had a brunch at 9 a.m. and no one was awake in time, so it only ended up |
| 1:18.2 | being me and a few loyal bridesmaids. We went shopping after for a few hours, and when we got |
| 1:23.4 | back to the house, no one was even apologetic, even though I was close to tears all day. |
| 1:28.7 | The last straw for me was later that night when we were going to dinner and nobody was |
| 1:33.3 | wearing the matching shirts we got for the weekend. People wanted to wear their own stuff, |
| 1:37.8 | but that's not what we agreed on, even though my maid of honour notified everyone. At that point, |
| 1:43.0 | I said, F this weekend, it's ruined, and locked |
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