On this episode, we discuss Bridehard. The movie that inspired Bruce Willis' Die Hard. Oh, ha flop house. I'm Dan McCoy.

Hey, I'm Stuart Wellington. Hello, I'm Elliot Kalin. And we did it. We have successfully said all of our names without anything going wrong. No bids. No bids. No bops. Yep, no boppels. Yeah. This is, in case you're wondering, you're found yourself listening to this in a panic. Steer back, Dan, steer back. What's happening? Just do what you need to do. Dear Lord. I'm here to guide you. It's joke for January, Dan. Let's come on. No, that would be terrible for our show. I'm here to guide you. This is a podcast. It is about movies that were critical

or commercial flops.

Does this one count as one of those?

You'll find out.

And the answer is yes.

And we discuss it.

We provide our take, but mostly we

just hang out. And that's the show.

The flop house. Okay. See you later.

PG.

Hardly. We swear a lot. Whoa. We do swear a lot. Standards have slipped quite a bit, yeah. Yeah. It's like a 70s PG. In any moment something hardcore might slip in at the last moment. Standards have slipped, but they've like completely changed. Like, people are so prudish these days. I can't even say, uh, talk about my horny adventures anymore. Well, certainly your, your, your, your Disney afternoon show, Stuart's horny

adventures was canceled pretty quickly. Which was a spinoff of discovery quest. Discovery quest, yeah.

This is, that's a joke for anyone who was here before the episode started. Yeah, you guys,

spying on us. Uh, so let's, uh, get episode started. Yeah, you guys. Spying on us.

So let's get into this.

Tonight, we are talking about a little movie called Bridehard.

A very little movie.

A very tiny movie.

Was directed by Simon West, one of Dan's favorite action movie directors.

Straight to Hulu.

Well, you know, he did make Conair a film I am. Lou. My uncle Lou. I am very fond of Conair. It's not good in the traditional sense. Only because you thought it was a movie based on the hairdryer brand of the same name. And you were like, finally, a story for me. The story of a hair dryer. That's a very, very silly movie that I enjoy the high concept of and the cavalcade of great care tractors. And of course, Nicholas Cage, letting the wind blow through his hair. That's the thing. You make that joke about hair dryers, but that's the most famous shot of the movie is a wind blowing through his hair.

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