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BRIDE ASKED ME TO KICK THE FLOWER GIRL OUT OF THE WEDDING - PART ONE

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

Well, this is an uncomfortable position to be put in.

0:05.5

The bride has asked her, I'm not even talking about me.

0:09.3

We'll get to that in just a second.

0:12.3

So a bride has asked one of her bridesmaids, actually the maid of honor, to kick the flower

0:19.1

girl out of the wedding.

0:21.3

So it's one thing to kick a bridesmaid out or whatever, but take to kick the flower girl

0:25.0

out.

0:26.0

The reason why Moe was laughing, births out today because he is under the weather.

0:33.4

And Cassie is zooming from home and Moe is zooming from Colorado.

0:38.8

So once again, I'm so low in studio, so I can fart as much as I want.

0:45.3

All the parts, you can let them go.

0:49.2

The thing is, I've been eating good lately, so I don't have anything like, you know, backed

0:52.2

up in me, but what are you going to do?

0:53.8

That's unfortunate.

0:54.8

I know.

0:55.8

I get to why Moe is in Denver here in just a little bit and the big surprise he had for

1:00.6

his fam.

1:01.6

But I'm going to go ahead and kick it off by reading this email.

1:04.0

And if you ever have any drama or dilemmas, you can always hit us up at thebirthshow.com.

1:08.6

So here we go.

1:10.0

Help me.

1:11.7

I'm in maid of honor, hell.

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