Ladies and gentlemen of the interwebs, in full due diligence and liability, I must warn you that what you are about to watch is an AI video, that is to say, an artificial intelligence generated video.

It will be just as funny, but I don't want people being misled.

If you haven't noticed, by the way, people, it's Pride Month. Pride once upon a time was a deadly sin.

Apparently now it's a right of passage. But A.I. Trump says no, not today.

My fellow Americans, it is with great pleasure that I am announcing that Pride Month is canceled.

Pride is a sin, and we will no longer participate in deliberate moral inversions.

Instead, June will be known as Confidence Month, or maybe just June.

Who knows, in either case, it will be a time for us to celebrate legitimate achievements, worthy of reflection. I hate to break it to some people, but putting a wiener in a butt

shouldn't be on anyone's highlight reel. Very unhygienic. Love is love. That's what they say.

However, poop is poop, folks. Poop is poop. My fellow Americans, it is with great pleasure.

What I wouldn't do, I got to tell you something, you want to save the midterms?

Trump should actually give this speech, Viva Vosche.

That would save the midterms.

It's wild.

If you didn't know it was Pride Month, as I did not know it was Pride Month when I woke up this morning,

about 30 seconds on Twitter, on X, and your feed is, I'm going to make a joke, contaminated with pride iconography, pride posts.

It's absolute insanity.

And I'm going to show it to you.

Like, I don't remember what book it was from.

It was from Ye'an Me Park's book about how she escaped from North Korea or if it was from

Jack Posobics unhuman.

But there was a part in the book where it said, you know, in North Korea, when the dear

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