David, in an interview, Donald Trump suggested he knew of a recent airplane flight loaded

with people wearing black uniforms who wanted to do big damage to the Republican convention.

Now, what I want to know is, if there were a real thing called Antifa Airlines, what would

it be like?

I was going to say NBC's Pan-M reboot is really going off the rails already.

If there was Antifa Airlines, you wouldn't have to pay for a Coke, right?

We can say that right up front.

Yeah.

There'd be free soup, I think, right?

There's lots of soup.

Hey, at least you know, everybody's wearing a mask, right?

There's no need to worry about that rule.

Man, I have no idea.

It's really like it would be a, I feel like, you know, maybe not the ideal way to fly,

but everybody's a little bit on edge in airplanes these days, I think, right?

Yeah, if you're on kayak and you're hovering over two fares and one is Antifa Airlines

and the other is spirit, which way are you going?

I think I'm going Antifa Airlines.

Well, just, you know, just so I could, just for journalistic reasons, right?

You could report back to all your friends and readers.

You know, in that person moves from the regular seat to the extra legroom seat and the flight

attendant has to show up and shoot them away, that ain't happening on Antifa Airlines.

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