Well ladies and gentlemen welcome to improv for humans I'm Matt Besser your host this is an improvised podcast for humans only

Para me seems get out of here I got three great improvisers here with me today Brian Husky say hello Brian

Hey, it's Brian Husky. Yeah, you know we had a suggestion that allow everyone to talk so people know what you sound like

Okay, so what you get for what give me a gift for Christmas or what you get for Christmas? You have to give me one

No, I will I gave I got a bowl my wife gave me a bowl made out of a bicycle chain for real?

Yeah, it's really cool. So is it like art? Yeah, if you will if you have a you know a meager view of art

Yeah, but it's super practical and very artsy practical so you will use it. I will use it, but what will you put in it?

I will put in large

Not not round shaped things because anything rounds gonna fall out of it. So it has to be sort of long

Long hard. Yeah, it's a dildo bowl. Okay, basically. It's not a good gift. Wow, it's pretty good. It's pretty good for her

Dildo Huh listen anything to keep the fire going if you need a bite shame all to get your dildos ready

Yeah

Turn to a sex talk show Ian Roberts your guest today. What did you get for Christmas something?

Well before I tell you exactly what I got it's amazing how little you get the older you get

Yeah, yeah, and and how little you care like I could care less. I don't so Katie and I never ever tell each other we want anything

So the closest she could get to saying she wanted something was snow globe. She's kind of started to get a little connection

So we went to CVS and I bought three snow globes and gave one from Declan one from Josie and one for me

That's what she got for Christmas. You did the CVS shopping. Yeah, that's so you know why because the mall was a nightmare

So I'm like I don't want to go to the malls. I took the kids. We got some hamburgers. Yeah, that got them out of the house to be careful with snow globes

Because you can get involved when that becomes reality. Isn't that how saying elsewhere? That's how yeah. Yeah

Oh, man. Is that what they did at the end?

That's what they did. It all happened. No, it's someone needs to get stomped like curbs for ending a show like that.

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