Brian Baumgartner (Kevin Malone), Bill & Melinda Gates Break Up, Lebron Will Never Be The Same and FAQ’s
Pardon My Take
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 82.2K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2021
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
Love is dead again. Bill and Melinda Gates have broken up and there’s no reason to live anymore (2:42 - 9:29). Tom Wilson is back in the news and some people want him arrested and banned for life (9:29 - 19:01). Update on the Aaron Rodgers situation and Lebron will never be the same (19:01 - 31:15). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (31:15 - 43:27). Brian Baumgartner joins the show aka Kevin Malone from the Office to talk sports, Hollywood, The Office and more (43:27 - 86:52). We finish with some great listener submitted FAQ’s
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| 3:13.6 | I'm John boys |
| 3:15.6 | May the fifth be with you. Oh, oh, it's gonna be man. There we go |
| 3:21.8 | Bill and Melinda Gator |
| 3:24.6 | No more true love has had a rough month man. They both did a thing really tough There we go. Bill and Melinda Gates are no more. |
| 3:25.6 | True love has had a rough month, man. They both did a thing. They're tough. Really tough. Although Bill Gates is gonna have a kick ass bachelor party, they do need to have a divorce party. And they need to get the whole gang from the Windows 95 debut back together. Have Steve Balmer up on stage clapping it up for his boy, gasses grow up. Steve Bommer is definitely the dude on a bachelor party who'd like over plans every detail. |
| 3:49.1 | It's like all right we're gonna go fucking play some golf. You know it's 8 a.m. We're gonna go to a nice awesome lunch spot that I found that I rented a boat and we got a dinner. It's like dude we just want to fucking get drunk. Stop planning everything. Everything's It's got to be spent in a day, like in a cab or an Uber because of you Steve chill out. You know what though? |
| 4:09.2 | It's good to be spent in the day like in a in a cab or an Uber |
| 4:07.0 | Because of you Steve chill out. You know what though? |
| 4:09.2 | It's good to have one person that's like that just so that you can break some of the plans later because it's good to have like One activity to do but then you get the boys to be like hey dude chill out. Yeah, you're you're planning this out way too much But you got to know the rules so that you can break up. Yeah, it's a very smart person to rule breaker |
| 4:25.4 | Let's just it's just sad someone put Chrissy and John into a safe house Bubble wrap them shout out Shout out Melinda gate take any more of this I'd like to not to have officially moved on from Miley Cyrus Yeah, I am totally on the McKinsey Bayzo slash Melinda Gates who whichever one, dude, the fucking, the like worship that people do of rich people online is so fucking funny when they're like, McKenzie Bezos and Melinda Gates are going to team up and Hank, girl boss energy, are going to solve climate change. Yeah, that's not what's gonna happen. So they're still gonna be, they're gonna be, they're gonna, they're gonna, you're gonna be on the sun. You like the girl boss? That's a good one show thing, I think. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no all right, I'll stop, but Big Cat gets one show. Yeah. And then we'll see how I feel on Friday show. |
| 5:26.6 | But yeah, it does, it's sad, man. |
| 5:28.5 | It's sad seeing all these billionaires break up. |
| 5:30.7 | Like what are they going to, |
| 5:31.9 | we should listen to their own fucking idioms. When you cut them, do they not bleed? Just like us, Hank, do their hearts not break in half? They're not losing true love. |
| 5:40.4 | Does Bill Gates not get depressed when he logs on to Microsoft Word and Clippy pops |
| 5:44.9 | up saying, hey, looks like you're trying to write a prenuptial agreement? |
| 5:47.8 | Right. |
| 5:48.8 | He definitely gets depressed when he logs on to Microsoft Word and Clippy pops up saying hey looks like you're trying to write a |
| 5:46.8 | Prenuptial agreement. Mm-hmm. Right. He definitely gets depressed when he realizes, you know, he doesn't have a prenup. Yeah. He doesn't? |
| 5:52.3 | No. Oh, I'm having $130 billion is nice. But like would you is it worth losing? |
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