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Inside the Closet

Brewing Balls

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2017

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Emma and Matteo answer their first question from a listener! Matteo dishes about his recent hook up in Italy, getting hit on by Clay Aiken, while Emma hashes out her gender identity issues and tries to make the case that there is not always come in balls - only when it is brewing for sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.

0:05.0

Inside the closet.

0:07.0

When did you get? We're starting?

0:11.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we're back.

0:12.0

We're back. I'm still jet lagged. I was in Italy for a week.

0:16.2

How long is the flight? The flight back was just. I mean, that scene in Home Alone where they're like running through the airport was me and my sister I mean just

0:25.8

stress beyond belief your sister is ripped yeah yeah she's super ripped every

0:31.0

Italian kept looking if you don't know her the

0:32.9

Katester on Instagram. Like really ripped. She's tagged my photos. She seems like

0:37.4

professionally ripped. She is she's an IFPB pro which in that that's like the

0:41.9

world that's like the like I wouldn't even know how to describe it like it's a I don't even know what I. B.

0:47.1

And that's like what her official job is? Yeah, yeah. But she's not like one of those stairwell you just go look her up you'll see she's

0:52.8

great she's in perfect shape but she looks like a professional like you know

0:56.0

someone's like okay that's a body builder that's a model right and that's the

0:59.6

others right she's a body builder yeah yeah, she's a total pro. Did people think that you guys were a couple? No, I mean I listen. No, you got that taking care of not with that prancing. But I mean in Italy I pass for straight.

1:14.4

I know.

1:15.2

Which is crazy.

1:16.2

It's, I can only, did you get hit on by any girls?

1:18.8

Like, no, I got, first of all, I only, okay, so I had sex with, I didn didn't even have sex I only hooked up with one guy

1:24.4

I want we gonna get all the details I can't get because I think I look like everybody there

1:29.9

I think I may have said this already that but no and I speak the language no one gives a shit about me

1:33.8

So it's not like it's like special no I'm not exotic at all right would be like

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