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Brendan's Rooky Errors: A Story of Chess

Shut Up & Sit Down

Shut Up & Sit Down

Leisure, Games

4.92.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2015

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

After discovering everything he was taught about chess to be wrong, Brendan goes on a quest to learn the game properly, in this special feature on the ancient pastime.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Amar moves his knight to C6, and I feel my lungs seize up.

0:04.5

It is my first game of chess against another human being in over ten years, and remembering

0:10.1

to breathe has become a problem.

0:13.4

When I first arrived at the chess club, hidden away on the shadowy second floor of an old

0:17.4

school hall, like some secret society, Amar greeted me with a kind smile and a friendly

0:23.4

handshake.

0:24.4

He had a soft voice and an Einstein mustache.

0:28.4

Now he is moving his knight to C6.

0:31.9

Sometimes, Amar makes his move slowly, thoughtfully.

0:36.7

Other times, he takes seconds, as if the order of play was preordained and he was just there

0:41.4

in some formal capacity as peace-mover.

0:44.6

What else can I say about Amar?

0:46.4

Oh yes, he is destroying me.

0:50.8

Halfway through the game, and his knight is running all over the place.

0:54.3

There is an intense pressure on the king side, where I have nestled my king into a little

0:58.7

foxhole near the ponds.

1:01.4

Both Amar's bishops and the queen are focusing in on my turtle monarch like a triple-barrel

1:06.6

laser.

1:08.0

Meanwhile, that knight gallo vans about the board, picking up a pawn there, a rook here.

1:13.6

Finally, I managed to shut it down, launching my second rook out of it like a breeze block.

1:19.4

But the damage is done.

1:21.5

Amar is methodically cutting off every possible avenue of attack or escape.

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