4.6 • 14.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2019
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Jackie sits down with her new best friend Heather McMahan to discuss everything Absolutely Not, internet trolls, pop culture hilarity all while igniting a love flame.
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
0:14.6 | I am sitting with Heather McMahon. I'm so excited. I don't think anyone's fucking funny. |
0:19.0 | I don't try to make friends on this podcast. I tried to do the opposite. I tried to keep up a brick wall. |
0:23.5 | I see, I see poor, keep on in them. So excited that you're here. Thank you for having me. I mean, |
0:28.5 | I am keeping for coming as honored. Oh my God. I feel like this is either going to, |
0:32.0 | like we could take over the world or or shut it the fuck down. Totally. This can only go one of two |
0:39.1 | ways. You know that. Yeah, absolutely 100%. Because everyone has said to me, you guys are going to |
0:43.5 | fucking love each other. They're going to hit it off. And sometimes statistically when people say |
0:48.9 | that, it, it couldn't work out really implode. But it's funny. The first 30 seconds, which we don't |
0:53.9 | have on air, which obviously we're not going to name names, but in the first 30 seconds, we already had |
0:58.1 | somebody that we mutually hated out in the mean streets of LA. And so I'm just like, great, |
1:03.8 | we're good. Ties that bind. Ties that mine. Yeah. Ties that mother freaking bind. Also, I have never, |
1:09.0 | ever slipped into anybody, any strangers, DMs in my entire life. I slid into your DMs. |
1:15.2 | You did. Hot and nasty at like 9 p.m. I was probably about like three and a half pinot |
1:19.7 | noirs in. And I saw that you were in LA, saw that you were in this office. And I was like, |
1:25.6 | yeah, yeah, we got to do it. Got to get her on the fucking podcast. Yes. The second person I've |
1:30.8 | done that to is Beverly Mitchell. Okay. Now I heard the obsession with the Beverly Mitchell. I heard |
1:35.7 | all about it. Okay. Do you not follow her on Instagram? Of course I follow her on Instagram. |
1:41.0 | Okay. So these are the tears of like Instagram, uh, Hall of Famers. Right. Obviously you've got |
1:47.1 | like top of the food chain, Lilo, um, Brittany. Of course. Okay. Then there's the second tier. |
1:54.3 | Jennifer love Hewitts and the Beverly Mitchell. Right, right, right. Do you get what I'm saying? Yes. |
1:59.5 | And Jennifer loves coming on my podcast. So yes, I'm getting it all. I'm getting it all. |
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