Breaking Trad
Hysteria
Hysteria
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🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Erin and Alyssa talk about Trump's nuclear war threats, Congressman Tony Gonzales sex pesting, again, and ICE’s pattern of lies. Then they dissect Pam Bondi’s ousting, and why Republicans’ gaggle of trad wives can't escape the patriarchal system they champion.
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Trump agrees to two-week ceasefire with Iran, subject to Strait of Hormuz opening (CNN 4/7)
Newly Obtained Video of Minneapolis Shooting Undermines ICE Account (NYT 4/6)
Border Patrol agents say 'time to get aggressive' in footage that contradicts claims against Marimar Martinez (WBEZ 2/10)
Tony Gonzales asked campaign aide for nude photos, sex in 2020, new texts show (Express News 4/6)
How Pam Bondi lost her job (CNN 4/4)
Positive Views of the #Tradwife Movement Linked to Higher Levels of Sexism Among Men (UNLV 3/27)
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan. |
| 0:09.9 | And I'm Alyssa, this week, Megan Kelly said she'd still vote Republican if Donald Trump |
| 0:16.1 | nuked somebody. Probably not her, but somebody. |
| 0:19.2 | How many, Megan? |
| 0:20.1 | A few months ago, the mother to a 15-year-old girl downplayed the seriousness |
| 0:24.6 | of Jeffrey Epstein's Pervert Network targeting 15-year-old girls because it's not like they were eight. |
| 0:31.4 | She is precious. |
| 0:33.1 | Listen, what won't Megan Kelly endorse in order to get attention? |
| 0:37.5 | I don't know. |
| 0:38.4 | I feel like there's no depth too low. |
| 0:41.7 | There's no bar too high. |
| 0:43.3 | What if Trump threatened to nuke Megan Kelly's daughter? |
| 0:49.4 | Drop a bomb on her. |
| 0:50.7 | I don't know. |
| 0:51.3 | Did her daughter deserve it? |
| 0:52.4 | We'd have to ask her. |
| 0:53.7 | I mean, it's not like she's eight. She's not eight. Do you know what I think about sometimes? What? Do you think that Charlize Theron wonders if she could get all those months of her life back having played Megan Kelly in that movie? Yeah. That like, that wasn't great. She's no, she's no hero. Megan Kelly was a feminist hero, exactly. You do not need to hand it to her. I mean, Gretchen Carlson, I think, is way cooler than. She actually risked something. She did. And she can play the flute, which is cool. You know I can play the flute too, you know. So can I. That's why I think it's cool. |
| 1:28.7 | Oh my God. |
| 1:30.1 | Today we talk about Trump's nuclear war threats, just tweeting them out. |
| 1:35.9 | Congressman Tony Gonzalez's ongoing sex pestery, ICE's newest lies, Pam Bondi's ousting. |
| 1:43.3 | Oh, bye, Pam. |
| 1:44.6 | Plus, why Republicans gaggle of trad wives and trad caths can't escape the patriarchal system they champion. |
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