This is my mayor go

Oh, baby, don't lie for me.

If I tell you my story, don't cry for me.

I did my time that's fun by me.

This is my Mayo Copa.

This is Michael Cohen, and you're listening to the Mayacopa podcast.

While the prospect of a GOP victory in the midterms looms looms ever larger,

we can still take solace in the fact that some of the very worst of the fucking worst inside the GOP's putrid tent will likely face their own measure of recrimination for doing some very bad fucking things.

Chief among these trolls and boogeymen is the alleged child sex trafficker Matt Gates. The New York Times with the report that Republican Florida Congressman Matt Gates is under investigation

by the Justice Department over claims of a, quote, sexual relationship with a 17-year-old.

Investigators examining whether he, quote, violated federal sex trafficking laws.

While Gates continues to barnstorm the country, appearing beside his fellow shit heel,

Miss Jewish Space Laser herself, fucking Marjorie Taylor Green,

he has become a permanent thorn in the side of about Democrats and Republicans alike.

That we are going to expose these fundamental truths with aggressive dog at oversight.

But to make that happen, we must jettison the seniority system of selecting committee

chairman.

The greatest nation in the country, the greatest political movement of our time, cannot

exclusively be run by a gerontocracy.

So get these silver-haired valets for lobbyists out of the way.

Give me Madison Cawthorne as a committee chairman.

Give me MTG. Give me a Lauren Boebert.

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