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Punch Drunk Sports

Breaking News: Teeb agrees to take hot dog up the bum

Punch Drunk Sports

Johnny Woodard

Comedy

4.8904 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2018

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

Breaking news! On last night's Super Secret Pod, available exclusively at www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports, Sam agreed to forgive Teeb's three outstanding bets in exchange for Jayson joining the other two guys in getting hot dogs shoved up their backsides (pending Ari's sign-off on Tuesday).
To hear the rest of this episode, and many others like it, visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.
Past guests include Joe Rogan, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many, many others.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

0:10.0

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

0:15.0

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

0:19.0

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

0:23.0

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

0:26.0

Piando Ferries, there got another appointment. Billy Dixon asks Sam if he pays off his bets, do you promise to do the hot dog bet?

0:50.6

I'm gonna do the hot dog bet, but I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna do the hot dog bet but I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna do it too I say

0:54.8

that we I offer Tiboe to get out of all of them if he shoves hot dogs with us

0:59.6

he doesn't have to do any of the rest. He shoves hot dogs. That's good.

1:04.0

If you shove hot dogs up your ass, everyone pay attention.

1:08.0

Okay.

1:10.0

Done deal. You're in? We got to talk about it. Uh oh. That's my suggestion.

1:15.0

Don't you offer to shake hands. They're shaking. Come on. Let's shake.

1:17.0

But Ari's got to agree to it too.

1:19.0

But yeah, but you guys agree in principle.

1:21.0

Pre limb, prelim, this is nothing official let me get a

1:24.0

but if he will agree with that yeah yeah let's do that but if he will agree to that

1:28.6

if he it just saves so much time.

1:32.8

And dude, I had a hot dog and minutes,

1:34.4

like an hour and a half ago.

1:35.6

Let's do this.

1:39.9

That's perfect.

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