#302: "Jizz on my Toast" with Jason Rouse
Punch Drunk Sports
Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 904 Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2018
⏱️ 105 minutes
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Summary
To open the show the guys welcome ladies from the Los Angeles-based amateur female fighting spectacle "Caliente Cage Rage."
Later on we get Teeb's lock of the week, some breaking news, and a peek inside the Bag of Bets for a little housekeeping.
Visit SeatGeek and buy tickets using the code "Punch Drunk" to get $20 off your first purchase.
Head over to BETDSI.com and get $10 free betting cash by using our new code "Punch25" when registering.
To support the show directly and gain access to the weekly Super Secret Pod visit www.patreon.com/punchdrunksports.
Past guests include Joe Rogan, Duncan Trussell, Bert Kreischer (again), Pauly Shore, Tom Segura, Bobby Lee, Brody Stevens, Don Barris, Jason Ellis, Bryan Callen, Brian Redban, Josh Barnett, Brendan Schaub, Steve Rannazzisi, Tait Fletcher, and many, many others.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | And welcome to Punch Drunk Sports where winners win. We are back. A big weekend |
| 0:07.0 | sports just pass. Once again Raiders first half champs we did it again three and oh just keep rock joining me is everybody's |
| 0:16.0 | favorite comic in the world jason tboe everybody everyone can suck me off okay |
| 0:21.5 | hi america and suck me off. Okay. Hi America and hello Canada. How the rest of my coffee and also joining |
| 0:29.1 | us is everybody's favorite Christian comic he's doing a young Christian comedy tour of Europe. |
| 0:36.4 | Jason Rouse everybody. Yeah, thank you. |
| 0:39.4 | Boo. |
| 0:40.4 | Hey, Gonna, he Tell The Gates. |
| 0:43.0 | I got a few. |
| 0:44.0 | A, if anybody's going to the Rams Vikings game, |
| 0:47.0 | come to our tailgating party. |
| 0:48.0 | A bunch of people you know from all things comedy will be there. |
| 0:51.0 | Renizizizee, Danish, and O'Neil, Tib. Everybody's going to be |
| 0:56.5 | there. So if you're going to be at the Rams game Thursday, come find us. I'm also |
| 1:01.2 | going to be at the Queen Mary Dairy Queen selling ice cream for the |
| 1:05.1 | vets of the Civil War. You can also find me. On the fourth moon of Taurus I'm going to |
| 1:11.0 | be M. seeing at the March of Dimebags in Long Beach where I'll be selling pot to sick children. |
| 1:17.0 | All Things Comedy Fest, the 25th to the 28th in October, come see us in Phoenix and the 6th of October at |
| 1:28.1 | Sycamore Tavern we are going to be doing our fight companion for the big UFC McGregor |
| 1:34.0 | Kabeeb fight come get some I will be sucking anybody off in the parking lot |
| 1:39.1 | that says punch drunk you say the word punch drunk to me, you're gonna get, I'm gonna get a mouth full of your wang. |
| 1:46.4 | That's right. |
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