What must impulse?

Hello and welcome.

There was a coup. there was a coup,

there was a coup where number 10 sort of organized a coup against itself.

It was a mad old development where they briefed that West Streeting was going for it,

and then he said he wasn't, and then the net effect was,

as some people put it, that Kir Stahmer somehow appeared to have

stabbed himself in the front.

You know, people normally get stabbed in the bank, but the Starmor operation stabbed itself

in the front.

Unbelievable developments.

We'll also chat about economic news, unemployment up, growth decreasing, and a budget

come in.

So I think we're all seen how this. I mean, it's sort of like the British economy is like one of those horror films where they go, let's just hide in the old house on the hill. It's like the player witch project, isn't it? Just keep working for, well, let's keep walking further into the forest. Oh dear. But anyway, we'll get to all that in a moment. As we talk, it is Thursday

and it is just coming up 11am and I've got a show tonight at Leicester Square Theatre. And it's a really

weird one. It's at 9.30 p.m. That's as late, that's by far the latest time I've ever started

a tour show. And I'm a bit conscious of how it might be atmosphere-wise because I would imagine if you're coming to it, you've probably gone, well, let's meet up at seven, right? And let's have dinner. People will probably be a bottle of half of wine in, maybe six pints. I reckon the first half of this is going to be the spiciest gig I've done in a long time. And I also think that,

you know, middle age, let's be honest, middle age blokes, their bladder is about the size of a

fucking walnut. So I'll probably have to call an interval after 20 minutes just because everyone

is going back and forth to the toilet and not for rock and roll reasons. But yeah, if you wake up

on Friday and hear that a riot broke out at a gig in Leicester Square, then you'll know why it happened. Keep your piss take prices coming in. Either use the hashtag piss take prices or email what most people think UK at gmail.com. I'm not going to do more to so. I want to let them build up, you know, get some really interesting ones out there. I just, just again, just one accuracy. I don't want to be thrown any companies under a bus for things that they haven't charged, but also context. And I've tried to think of a good example. Seven pound 50 for a cheese toasty on an easy jet flight is both expensive but not a pistake price because you kind of go well yeah it's a flight

this is what they do they charge you £7.50 you wait forever you feel like you've been forgotten

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