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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

*BREAKING NEWS* - RAYNER RUCKUS & LINEHAN LOCKED UP

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Geoff Norcott

Comedy, News, News Commentary, Politics

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Could've done an episode every day this week! From Linehan getting nicked to the Rayner revelations it's felt like a lifetime since Monday. Also old slippery Starmer has been busy taking away power from Rachel, while she is kicking the budget down the road like me putting off a trip to the dump.

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0:00.0

What must impulse?

0:04.1

Hello and welcome. I could have done one every day this

0:21.2

week there's just been so many things you know we had angela reina she hadn't done nothing wrong

0:25.9

she hadn't done nothing wrong she ended oh she might have done something wrong so she's

0:29.6

referred herself to the ethics commission uh rachel reese announces a budget so close to

0:35.3

christmas i think she's going to have to do it wearing like

0:37.5

reindeer dealy boppers. And Graham Linehan arrested getting off the plane by armed police. And I mean,

0:44.8

I don't know if British public life is a soap opera, but you know, fair play to the right as if it is

0:49.6

because they just keep serving storyline. So fair play, we're going to discuss all of that. I personally, I up in sawford and it's a bit look i'm not going to moan not going to moan but um i've only had three nights in my own bed we're in about a month and and i'm working up here at media city and and it is it's a little bit Truman showish do you know what i mean you don't Everything you need is sort of here so you don't get outside of it.

1:11.6

So my life has sort of kind of narrowed to a bit like the Hanan Barbera cartoons where the background keeps repeating itself. So it's been a tricky one. You know, my little lad, he went back to school this week. I don't like being away from that. you know it's uh but the way i see it is you know men we have we've got to do this stuff right lads also

1:28.3

shout out to the mum's working away from home right we're hunters on it's uh but the way i see it is you know men we have we got to do this stuff right lads also shout

1:28.6

out to the mum's working away from home right we're hunters aren't we lads lasses we're hunters

1:34.1

we're on the frontiers that's how i that's how i see it i'm on the frontiers providing for my

1:38.9

family but instead of like you know setting traps for game. I'm writing jokes. Okay, a couple of new patrons,

1:48.9

even, oh yeah, by the way, we've had the first of the month. Usual things apply. If you like

1:52.6

the content you're getting, uh, and just double check that you still signed up. Because if

1:56.7

you've had a card expire, um, it's always worth checking. So who have we got now new patrons? We've got Adam. So we're going to guess that Adam works in a woe. He hasn't given a surname. So he obviously works in a woke institution and therefore can't be identified as a listener of what the, to the what most people think podcast. So Adam, I think this week, given the Gray and Linaan arrest, I'm going to guess that you're working for the police, Adam. Yeah, just keeping your head down, kick. Oh, my God. I mean, I don't spoil a little, but get into it. It must be weird being the police these days. If you're kind of like a sensible person, you know, or if you've got small sea conservative instincts, there must be a point of view when you're rolling out. Right, we're riding out. Okay, and you got into the police force to catch bad guys, you know what I mean?

2:37.6

And to... thinks there must be a point of you when you're rolling out, right, we're riding out,

2:34.2

okay, and you got into the police force to catch bad guys, you know what I mean, and to go in to break up riots and stuff like that. And who are we arrested a day? Well, a tweeter, a guy, yeah, okay. Where you're right, Shields, lads, because he might say some quite hurtful things. That's maybe what that's what they should give to police

2:52.2

is like shields that stop them, you know,

2:53.9

getting a... right shields lads because he might say some quite hurtful things that's maybe what that's what

2:51.4

they should give to police is like shields that stop them you know getting uh getting roasted with

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