BREAKING NEWS - 'He's No Winston Churchill'
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
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🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What must impulse? |
| 0:12.9 | Hello and welcome to this breaking news episode of what most people think and there's a lot of it. |
| 0:22.2 | There is a lot of it. There's a lot of of it about which anybody that's seen at all know what that refers to i am here in morcom you might |
| 0:28.3 | just heard me move my laptop there because i'm in a travel lodge in morcom and i'm on the road a few |
| 0:33.5 | days and i forgot to bring my main um microphone so I'm trying to make the sound better by being |
| 0:40.0 | on the bed but basically if somebody walks in cleaning now it just looks like I'm speaking to a laptop |
| 0:45.3 | but not even that there's somebody on the other end because I've got a word document open it looks |
| 0:49.5 | like I'm speaking to a word document this it feels like a new low but um I just thought you know we need to catch up every week at a moment, you know, because this week's been a hell of a week. Stama and Trump falling out. What was it, Trump said about Stama, he's no, Winston Churchill. I mean, you know what I do think is in the year that Kirstarmer's had, just saying he's not a Winston Churchill might be the nicest thing that anybody has said about him this year, you know? If I was a Starmer, after he disobeyed Trump, I'd have been braced for like, what's he going to do? Is he going to say, I've got a tiny cock? Do you know what I mean? Or is he going to give me a nickname, like Little Keir? I mean, that probably could come. And he says he's no Winston Churchill. I'll go, well, yeah, I'll take that all day long. |
| 1:31.2 | I mean, probably could come. |
| 1:46.6 | And he says he's no Winston Churchill. I'll go, well, yeah, I'll take that all day long. I mean, I would say that maybe he's no, he might not even be a John Major, even. And Liz Trust, maybe that's a bit harsh. But there was a fiery PMQs as well. Did Starrma go full head teacher mode? I'm going to tell people off that patronising way that he sometimes does. |
| 2:35.2 | Yes, did Kemi go a bit too far with the old party politics? Probably we'll talk about all that. We're going to fold in a bit of spring statement stuff. I mean, the least relevant spring statement ever. Normally I'd do like a whole show and that, but who gives a fuck? There's war. I mean, everything she said had been superseded. I mean, for Rachel Rees, who at her last budget, which was the most focused, trailed, leaked budget ever, and all her fault, this time, as I think she had a nice light colour on, she just breezed in, and it was almost like theoretical, wasn't it? You know, well, if everything that's currently happening wasn't happening, this is a rough idea of what I'd do, you know? It was like a panel show, wasn't it? What would you do if everything stayed exactly as it is? But we will still talk about some of that stuff. And a shock poll that puts, well, the Tories and Labor in third and fourth. |
| 2:36.9 | Is that a shock at this point? |
| 2:39.6 | I'm not sure it is. |
| 2:42.7 | I've got quite a few gigs on the road over the next two weeks. |
| 2:45.1 | I'm going to admit that I got a bit panicked by the panic buying petrol. |
| 2:48.7 | There isn't much, and I did not go out and panicked by it i had |
| 2:51.5 | even more sophisticated long game than that i thought look i i you i cannot the idea of not making |
| 2:57.6 | a tour show when people and i am such a lovely guy for doing this but um when people have like |
| 3:03.0 | booked tickets sometimes hotels do you know what i mean it's just it really stresses me out so i |
| 3:06.8 | thought i need to know that i can get to all these tall shows. |
| 3:24.8 | And some of them are in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. No offense, red roof. No offense. Hedge end. But, but I decided to hire an electric car. Because I thought, you know, the price wasn't that bad. It's like 500 quid for two weeks. And I thought, do you know what? It just takes it out of the equation. |
| 3:24.9 | But when I went to hire know what? It just takes it out of the equation. |
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