BREAKING NEWS - Andrew's Birthday Surprise
What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott
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🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What must impulse. |
| 0:04.1 | Hello. |
| 0:05.1 | Hello and welcome. |
| 0:20.1 | First of all, wasn't he was supposed to be doing the breaking news episode this week. |
| 0:23.4 | The patrons had their monthly Patreon only episode yesterday, so it was supposed to be a down week |
| 0:28.5 | for that, but then the news. |
| 0:30.7 | And it's very rare that we lead on anything other than politics on this show. |
| 0:35.7 | But some stories are so big. |
| 0:37.4 | Andrew Mountbatten Windsor getting nicked on his birthday. That almost sounds like a football chant, doesn't it? You're getting nicked on your birthday. Get nicked on your birthday. I mean, it was a huge, was it big enough to count us? Do you remember where you were that day? |
| 0:54.7 | I don't know. |
| 0:55.4 | I don't know. |
| 1:11.2 | Those moments are few and far between. They can be a bit aggravating as well because no one really cares where you were. People always say that, don't know. I remember like 9-11. People, I used to do a routine on it actually. People go 9-11, remember I was that day? They go, well, where were you? unless you were in fucking New York this stop, I don't give a shit. |
| 1:12.6 | I was dropping my kids off at karate. |
| 1:14.4 | Don't care don't |
| 1:15.2 | care but yeah I would say when that notification came up on my phone you know unless it's like |
| 1:20.3 | invades I mean even then it would probably need to be in the Britain was being invaded so |
| 1:25.0 | it was a it was a huge moment. But there was also politics |
| 1:29.9 | this week to catch up on. Labor government had a Monday and a Tuesday from hell. There was so |
| 1:34.5 | much going on. U-turns, unemployment up. But, you know, maybe they've partially benefited |
| 1:40.2 | from the Andrew arrest peace dividend for them. but we'll chat about where they're at |
| 1:47.5 | and also a surprise winful in terms of tax receipts and then reform announcing their shadow |
| 1:53.5 | cabinet. And let's just be clear, straight out of the gate. You cannot have a shadow |
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