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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

BREAKING NEWS #38 - Kemi Questions Keir's Balls

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

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Politics, Comedy, News, News Commentary

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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This is a bit of a ranty one. I get my knickers in a twist over Ed Miliband being like a character from Despicable Me. Then I climb into Starmer for yet more shapeshifting. Then I have a right old moan about some women who couldn't bear to see their husbands having fun. CATCH ME ON MY TOUR ‘Basic Bloke 2: There’s No Bloke Without Fire’. Book tickets here: https://www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcott-tickets-adp1252793 Watch my STAND-UP SPECIAL 'Basic Bloke' on ITVX:  https://www.itv.com/watch/geoff-norcott:-basic-bloke/10a6363a0001B/10a6363a0001 Order the PAPERBACK EDITION of my book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-explained/dp/1800961308/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= JOIN the Podcast Patreon and receive each episode early, AD-FREE & with bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true  Join my MAILING LIST for priority Tour booking & special offers https://signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

What Most Impulse?

0:04.1

Hello and I am in the midst of a five-day run of the

0:21.7

work in progress shows where was it Wednesday night I did a work in progress show in

0:27.1

Grimsby and it's funny everyone I've said that to just kind of like tilts their heads like

0:31.8

thoughts and prayers it's very nice the audience they were very cool and I because I was doing

0:37.3

the following night in Selby right right, the older men and listeners will appreciate this. I looked at the map and I got a travelodge in Scunthorpe. At what point does this actually become some sort of self-flagellation? But then, and the older male listeners won't like this, is even though I'm in Otley tonight, right,

0:55.4

which is back up in Yorkshire, I came home last night because I just, I didn't know if I could do five days on the road. Do you know what I mean? I love a travel lodge, but there's a point where I just need to wear a silencer on my head so people don't hear the muffled tears. I wanted to do this breaking news podcast

1:11.2

because there's just a couple of things

1:12.9

I wanted to do this breaking news podcast because there's just a couple of things.

1:12.9

I wanted to respond to a viral clip of Ed Miliband.

1:16.6

He was on Sky News talking about energy and the cost of energy in this country.

1:21.6

And he had a bit of a dispute with the presenter there.

1:24.1

I also thought, you know, when I did the podcast earlier this week,

1:27.3

Kirstama had not given any sort of reaction to the Supreme Court ruling. And then he did since the podcast went out. And there was quite a fiery PMQ's with Kemi Badernock, where I think it, you know, basically while I watched that PMQs, I was just swearing and punching the wall. So I thought, why not make some notes and included a Breaking News podcast. And then just before I was about to record this, I saw somebody on Twitter, it sent me a link for a story on BBC News, which is about, so you've heard about these things called men sheds, right? It's an organisation where get men together to get men talking to men, men making things, mainly about men. Well, guess what? One of the men sheds groups, some of the wives said, why can't we, why can't we come

2:07.5

along to the men sheds?

2:08.6

Well, maybe the fucking name for a start.

2:10.9

But so I'm going to take you through that story.

2:14.1

And, yeah, I think it might just be a bit of step.

2:16.0

Why can't we have our own stuff

2:17.6

what men's sheds anyway look i'll save all that for later in the show and we just got one new

2:24.4

patron to welcome this week uh this is so patreon if you want to show early ad free and with bonus content

2:30.1

and to get a monthly patreon only episode go to the website is the best way to do it that's how I keep most of the money if you do it through your phone. I get less of the money, but I can't tell you that. And so go and sign up there and you'll get all those benefits. And we've just got Tim W this week. So Tim W., if you're not telling me your surname, it's because you work in a woke institution.

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