What Most Impulse?

Hello and welcome to this breaking news episode of what most people think.

I don't know if you've had to do a breaking news because I don't know if you've seen this news and in some ways I'm still processing it. But Jeff Norcott's tour is on sale. There you go. That was cheap, wasn't it? It was cheap. With world events being what they're being, probably a little bit insensitive. But yet, basic bloke to is on sales. So go to Live Nation, please. This is not what this podcast is about. We've got loads of news to talk about, but I just wanted to take the opportunity to basically beg. There's loads of dates on Live Nation. I'm quite excited, really, because I did the first work in progress leg in Guildford last night. And I would say, look, the chose Guilford right is because notoriously there the first half of any show in Guilford is like fucking pulling teeth I've been there enough times to know so I thought do you know what I'm gonna go to the hardest place it was like going to stoke on a rainy Tuesday I thought if they laugh in Guilford they will laugh anywhere And it was the best first outing I've had for a show.

So now I'm all buzzer.

Yesterday, fucking nervous.

Now I'm all buzzed up about it. There are loads of dates. I mean, what you got to understand in terms of my blood pressure, can you imagine? Imagine, like, it's your 50th or you 60th. If you say, oh, let's have a party. But let's have that party all around the country

And let's send out 30,000 invites, right?

So there's pressure there.

So do buy tickets.

It would be great to see everybody. but let's have that party all around the country and let's send out 30,000 invites, right?

So there's pressure there. So do buy tickets. It would be great to see everybody, especially podcast listeners.

And yeah, it's been a week building up to that. I've been tense about it and stuff. And I had a situation that was a very me thing to have happened.

I got stuck in the toilets at a petrol station.

A shell garage as well. I mean, at least it was a shell. I mean, at least shells still have toilets. And in fairness, if anybody stops at petrol stations, they'll know that a real blight on this country is the amount of ones that just, oh, yeah, they're broken again. Oh, are they broken? Do you ever get that? Will you ask them? Are they broken?

Or were they clean and you started your shift or you thought,

I don't really want to fucking clean those.

All right,

I'm just saying conspiracy food but anyway i went in this one and i saw that the handle was broke on the outside but i was in a rush i locked it from the inside and then the locking mechanism thing like completely fell away and the little bar that locks it just moved so

I couldn't get it open again and I was there I was there quite a while I did consider live streaming it

and I just thought this is this is how it ends for me doesn't it it just stuck in a shell

garage sort of manky toilet and then I kept trying to kind of get this little bar in,

but it was clear that it was beyond repair.

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