Morning, are you alright?

It's Tuesday the second of June.

Now, in the year of our Lord, 26, it's just ticked past 8 in the AM, British summertime.

You're the glorious band, the chosen for you, my band of brothers and sisters. As always, I'm joined by my producer, little Harry. How are you this morning? Good, sir. Morning. Yeah, I'm all good. Good. Why am I sitting in this seat? Because I've got a guest in the Agen. Who is it? Restores, Charlie Downs. I love watching you do that in my life. Really? Yeah. I said last time it's a privilege. It's an honour. Oh, well, thank you. You flatter me, sir. You flatter me. All right, thanks for coming in again. Always appreciate it. Really, really appreciate it. All right, then. So I've got to make sure I remember, wait, no, this is the camera. Okay. That's the camera. Alright. All right. Should we just get into it, straight into it? Should we stop faffling about? Stop fanny about.

Let's.

Just get straight into it. Let's talk about what the legacy couple mainstream media are banging on about. I warned the glorious band The Chosen for you yesterday that it would be a Mandelson day today. Um, not Mandy day. Isn't that a... I see you've missing for a drug, isn drug isn't it mandy yeah so if you say it's like a mandy day

i hope not water wall mandy it's gonna be an interesting show if it is yeah yeah yeah

we're gonna od on mandy mandelson news we're o d on mandelson news we're ODing on Mandelson News.

I don't know which I'd prefer, to be honest.

Okay.

So, Mandelson files, lay bare frustration, and the welfare party.

So there was this big dub.

We'll talk all about restoring all sorts of things during the show, but let's just do

the headlines because nominally that's supposed to be the format of the show.

So let's whip through them a little bit, get that out of the way, and then we can talk about Makerfield and hit pieces and inquiries and all sorts of stuff.

All right, so the Guardian then.

It is Walter Woolmandie as well.

It really is.

Manson files revealed scrutiny briefings, sorry, security briefings before vetting passed.

Okay.

So declassified emails shared more light on appointment scandal,

ex-US ambassadors criticism of Prime Minister's lack of verve also disclosed.

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