Morning.

How are you this morning?

Extra loud slurps straight into the mic, directly into the mic.

After the poll yesterday where 65% of you said you didn't mind hearing T-slaps. So there you go. Apologies to the other 35%. All right. It has just struck one minute past eight in the a.m., Greenwich meantime. On Friday, the 30th of January in the year of our Lord, 2026. It's Friday. Harry, I'm joined by my producer, Little Harry. How are you, sir? Morning. Good, good. And you are

the glorious band, the Chosen Few,

watching The Bow Show. Brexious with Bow formerly, colloquially, the Boe show.

Bow's Breakfast Club, the BBC.

We few, we chosen few.

We band of brothers.

Now, what is the world talking about today?

What is the corporate mainstream media banging on about this morning?

Let's have a look, shall we?

We just jump straight in.

All right, so it's a fairly China heavy day today.

Not much Iran.

They got bored of Iran, the cabal of editors,

the actors like the Arbiters of Truth for you,

telling you what is and isn't important.

They've decided not going to talk much about Iran today.

It's China today.

Okay, there you go.

Capitulation in Beijing

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