Welcome to the Endless Honeymoon Podcast.

Hi everybody. Before we get started, just wanted to say a real thank you to our listeners.

To be honest with you, the toothbrush gate, as we've come to call it, was hard for me.

It was hard for me to deal with and to get so thoroughly chastised and Jessica chastained in

that way was humbling experience and to know. If you don't know what Mochis taught you about,

it's when everyone felt that I shouldn't have to just let him use my toothbrush whenever he wanted.

And I've amended that behavior. You have never used it. My toothbrush is never

sopping wet when I go grab food. Sparkling dry. And I took in the

advancements of our listeners and with a humility, I would say that would impress anyone.

It was the kind of humility that is for the ages. It was a one of a kind once in a generation

humility that I displayed in the face of all that criticism. And that brings me to today.

This last week we did have a secret, a secret that Natasha thoroughly ethically co-signed,

where it was called scoop finger. And Natasha, the secret lever said that she was

having unprotected sex with her husband who had expressed an explicit

disinterest in having children at that time. And what she would do is she would collect the

spermatozoa, the spermatozema fluids and scoop them with her finger into her vagina in order to

deceitfully create a pregnancy. With someone who she's been with for 10 years, who she's married to,

who they want children, he just says he's not ready yet. Right. He says he's not ready yet.

No one's ready to have kids. You said that last time and it's not true. Some people are ready to

have kids. For example, we went together and decided to know man who thinks he can wait once.

As long as you think we knew we didn't have any more time. Everyone wants to extend the time.

But then the woman, these are her most fertile years. Like what if she has to go down at IVF

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