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Hey! b u.k. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello and indeed.

Ahoy, hi, ladies and jents.

And welcome to episode 96, or as I like to call it,

100 minus 4 of BRB UK.

Are we on countdown mode?

We're not counting up anymore, we're counting down to 100.

Is it some, that's Tim by the way.

Hello?

Do you have some problem where you just, you cannot wait to be introduced before you let

forth the verbal diarrhea that is your internal monologue? That's how it works. Everyone knows how that... How do you not? There's 96 episodes and all the other ones before that, and you still don't know by now? No, I do know. You're the one who doesn't know, I think you'll find. I think I know. Know what? I have no idea. Yeah, while Tim's working that, I'll introduce the other chap who's with us after a period of absence,

which left him with a very sore ass, but for exceptionally good reasons, it's John Brady.

Hi.

That's the worst way you could introduce that.

We have to take some time to actually say that, yeah, John, I won't allow you to say

hello just yet because, yeah, you did something pretty heroic.

Yeah.

Now, listeners, there is going to be a break from normal service because I'm going to actually

be sincerely nice to John, all right?

Normal service will resume quickly.

But John, I just want to say, mate, John, for those of you don't know, last week,

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