If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello and Adina. Hoi-hoi, ladies and Jets. And welcome to episode 95. That's right. 95. 95. I don't believe it. Of Big Rapare. Okay. I'm Dan, I'm one of your hosts, and I'm

terribly excited to be five away from 100, as no doubt you are, dear listeners. This is the first

time you're cheating in, and you go, what, what, what? How have you got to 95 episodes without

somebody kicking you off the internet? Well, I don't know.

But I'm joined this week by my usual partner in crime. It's Tim here to say hello, sir.

Hello, sir. How's the W? I am pretty good. A bit too tired from having stayed up a bit too late playing video games because video games are awesome again, apparently.

You're also speaking like a bit of your brain has gone missing.

You are speaking like this.

I am tired.

Right.

You kind of sound like Stephen Hawking's next-gen voice recorder.

Hello, I am Tim.

I am pleased to meet you.

That's wonderful for you. Well done.

Isn't it just? See, I could be you. I could be you for a day, Tim.

Actually, I'm not sure I want to be you for a day.

No one wants that, Dan.

Yeah, okay.

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