In 2012, most video game news seems to revolve around America.

Well, b-h-to-that.

We stand for Queen, Country, and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi, and welcome to episode five of BRBUK.

We're back once again, even if you didn't want us to be.

And my name is Dan, and I'm speaking to you from London, England.

But I am joined, of course, by two other people I found on the internet. One of them's Tim, say hello. Don't say found on the internet. That sounds really dodgy. Actually, no, I did not. I found you in a queue was how I met you. I'm not sure that sounds any better. We were both very lonely. It was cold And dark outside. Oh, no, no, this is getting worse. What? Oh, John, we weren't meant to talk about that. Yeah. Yeah. And a man whose face I found on the internet is John. Hello. Hello. So how... I have a face. Yes, indeed you do. So how is the life of an extra busy and famous internet superstar this week, sir?

Sleepless, drug-ridden, alcoholic, the usual.

But no, no, no, no.

I wasn't asking how it was to be Scottish.

Ah!

Too shast. Sorry, I could not resist that.

You just line that one up.

To be honest, I was about to say it.

I was going to write myself up for the joke, and then you beat me to it.

Yeah, well, but no, I suppose last week you were taking the piss out yourself,

so I thought kind of really we shouldn't be asleep at the wheel and we ought to kind of capitulate on these things. Yeah, we can't let you have all the fun to yourself. That's a big word. You've used the big word already. I know.

I've decided I wouldn't use more big words.

Oh, no.

What?

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