In 2012, most video game news seems to revolve around America.

Well, b-a-to-that.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello and indeed a hoi-hoi-hoi, and welcome to episode four of BRB UK.

I am Dan, one of your hosts, who's going to be with you for the next 50 minutes on a show that will doubtless be exceedingly average, you lucky things.

But it's not just me.

I do have the internet's favourite digital canine.

It's Mighty Mut.

Um, I didn't think...

Oh no!

Didn't think I was?

You were doing quite well on the intro until you messed up my name.

Oh, you're Tim.

Let's leave that in. I still haven't got everything sorted with this move. And generally it's you doing that in these shows. I'm very upset with myself. I know, I was all ready to throw you a curveball, and you threw you on to yourself. That was good. Prophylactic curveball. It was all good. That's, what, no, I'm not going to that. No.

I was thinking more of a boomerang curveball, perhaps, but... A boomerang is A, not a ball, and it always goes in a curvilinear fashion, you idiot. Otherwise, it's just a stick, isn't it? Yes. where you just make up words

by taking two long words

and just sticking them together.

Yoshifat, Yoshifat, if you're listening to this dude, please verify for John that curvilinear is indeed a word. Or maybe you just like, oh, this is a prophylac action video game or something. It's like, oh, I just stuck prophyladding in action together.

It's a whole new genre.

It's not the sticking together of words or the way you use it. It's just that he's posh, John. See, that's what it is. Anyway, talking of failed prophylactics, here's John. How does that make any sense? I'll give you a clue. How old are you? doesn't matter to you you're 21

doesn't matter to you

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