If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed, a hoi-hoi. I'm Dan. This is B.R.B. UK, and it's episode 47 of said podcast. So, hello.

And I still haven't had a shout out from Wired Magazine, who, second week in a row have introduced their podcast using the words a hoi-hoi I'm insane we're really gonna wind you up now isn't it wharf war the thing is it's not even a proper ahoy-hoi-hoi it's uh-huh they do it's like what if it, enunciate, man. Enunciate. So this is not the Wire podcast. No, this is not the Wire podcast. This is BRUK, as I've already said. It's not just me here. I'm joined by two other gentlemen of questionable moral ability. It is, first up, Tim. Hello. Hello, Tim. How are you, sir? You normally tell me to say hello, you see. I pause there because I wasn't sure what I should be doing. Do you usually need me to say hello? Do you need me to, like, feeder lines for what's saying dialogue? I'm best when, you know, given instruction. Right. When given... Okay, breathe in.

Oh. Breathe out. See, I nearly forgot. It was a good thing you were there. Good.

Urgent medical attention required. Excellent. Yeah, I'm sorry, mate's my night off. Can't do that. Sorry, buddy.

And we're also joined by a man who's taking a break in his busy jam auditing schedule to actually come on the podcast he's meant to be on. It's John. Hi. You've lost all the great rich debate since the history of ever because you haven't been here. That's all right. I'll win them all back to me. Probably, it's fine. Yeah. So how are you, sir, anyway? Fine. Yeah?

Fine.

So what have you been doing at work?

Work.

Yeah?

I finished Doom 3 yesterday.

That game has not eaten as well at all.

Yeah, that's what Vincent said in his review as well.

Yeah, it's one of those things.

It's quite interesting because I remember doing 3 at the time, like being the thing. And everyone's like, oh my God, it's so amazing. And now everyone's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I finished it and thought, brilliant, I can treat it in, and then I realised that there was expansion packs to play.

But, you know, the one thing you probably didn't feel was it coming in the air

tonight, oh Lord, and

you haven't been waiting for this moment for

all of your life, have you? But you

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