If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi, chaps, chapettes and other denizens of the intertubes.

My name is Dan, and it is my job to welcome you to this, the 46th episode of BRB UK. So hello and welcome, unless you're from

the wide UK podcast, because I've got Umbrage with them, because they introduced themselves

using the word, Ahoy, Hoy, Hoy, which is copyright me and Alexander Graham Bell. So, um, hands

off, you lot. And if you're listening to this, I want a shout out of things.

Not my fact, you're actually a direct descendant of Alexander Graham Bell.

Well, this is true, although if I was the end of the line, that would make me the bell end of the family, wouldn't it?

Wait, wait.

Can we put in a drum snare there, David, at least.

So, anyway, dear. not just me on this show.

First up, we have Tim, my usual canine chum from just down the road.

Hello, sir.

See, it doesn't really make sense being called your canine chum when we really don't refer to me as my email.

I'm just going on the fact that you lick your balls.

That's all I was doing.

Okay.

Yeah, you know, a man of many talents. I mean, who doesn't, really. You know, I tell you, if I had that kind of flexibility, there's not all the licking I'll be doing down there, thank you very much. But anyway, I suppose I probably ought to introduce the other person who is most...

Yeah, going on directly from that.

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