If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games.

BRB, UK.

Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello, hello. And indeed, a hoi-hoi, ladies and gents, chaps, chappets, lads, ladies, lords, and everybody else.

And the queen, if she's listening. Hello, the queen.

She's not listening. She is. How do you know she's not? How do you know she's not listening she is how do you know she's not how do you know she is no but how do you know she's not because if she had we would

have been on the honours list yes which we weren't i can't believe we didn't get any new year's

honours okay i got a c b bs what you got c bs what you are watching children's television. That doesn't count as, like, an official honour. Well, I... You idiot. Anyway, it's not just me, as you've probably heard. I'm Dan, one of the hosts, and I am joined, as usual. By the world's grumpiest man, that's Tim. Say hello, sir. Hello, sir. Why am I the world's grumpiest man? Well, because you were quite grumpy last time. You had to be, you bonnet. I had a moan about something that was bothering me. And Tim had a moment about you saying that it was a problem that was particularly to me, pretty much everyone that came on the forums and commented about, and there there quite a lot of comments, everyone said that they had a similar problem at the moment through different things. I think there was one person that said that that wasn't the case for them. But in all fairness, that's because the majority of people who commented do not live in a well-built-up metropolitan area. You, sir, live in London, and you can get to a game store if you could really be f***ing arned, which you can't, inside of 20 minutes.

Yes? Yes? From my home, but that's not easy to do and adds on from the, like,

yeah, whatever, anyway.

Anyway, right. Anyway, we're actually joined by...

I've known about that enough last week.

So, and like, since John's actually awake this week, maybe we should talk to him a bit more.

Yes, I was going to introduce him.

Hello, John.

Yay, I'm back. And awake.

We assumed the worst last week that you've been struck down by some flesh-eating haggis or something, but it just turns out your alarm clock doesn't work. I was asleep. Yeah. I thought you were still drunk from New Year's, to be honest. I wasn't actually drunk. Not hung over from New Year's, but still drunk. I had a whiskey New Year and that was me. You crazy, crazy, crazy chap. Whiskey in Scotland is a barrel full of whiskey, yeah?

Well, no, I'll be honest.

I just, I went to the kitchen, I put the tap on, had some, and then went...

It's got...

You've got whiskey in your taps.

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