BRB UK 43: I Wouldn’t Touch That With a Bargepole
BRB UK Podcast
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4.7 • 533 Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2013
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Happy New Year, you splendid denizens of the Barrel! This week, Jon was asleep. So Dan and Tim had to rely upon the services of a long-haired postal worker (Kev) and a bloke from Texas (Dave) to quench your thirst for podcasting buffoonery and general audio goodness.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, get all the chopper, you slag. It doesn't work. You know, it's one of the accents. What, it's one of the many accents I can't do, but I don't know why. Why can't you do Arnold? I don't know what it is. I just can't do Arnold. I need some, need some schooling. It's easy. You know, you slags, what are you doing? Why? Why are you doing it? See? Perfect. Me, it sounds like a... |
| 0:24.0 | I think at least if you're American, you've got the bastardized angle of the accent, Dan? |
| 0:28.3 | No, that's true. The bastard. You just need to fake the Austrian part. |
| 0:31.4 | The Australian? I was about saying the Australian part. Goodday, mate. You Sarah Connor. |
| 0:35.6 | Boy, you. |
| 0:36.7 | I. |
| 0:39.5 | And that's the intro done. |
| 0:41.0 | Go on, boys, get in the chopper. |
| 0:42.7 | Oh, most. |
| 0:44.1 | I think in Australia... |
| 0:44.7 | Oh, it's there a corner, get the bruns! |
| 0:48.4 | Get your ass to Mars! |
| 0:51.3 | I'll be back, just gonna go to the dunny. |
| 0:56.2 | We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, |
| 1:01.0 | BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents. |
| 1:09.9 | Hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi and happy new year, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to BRBUK number 43. |
| 1:21.1 | I'm Dan, I'm your host, and we're back after an extended period of, well, not being here, because Christmas and I'm eating too much, and I died three times from the man flu. It was dreadful. |
| 1:33.7 | But anyway, we're back in moderately fighting form, and I'm joined by a couple of people. |
| 1:38.9 | Sadly, we're missing John, because Scotland, as far as I can work out. But we have found two people to fill in for him. But first of all, I should... Got two for the price of one. That's a pretty good exchange. That's the kind of deal a Scottish person would be proud of. Got one Englishman and one American for the price of a Scotsman. I think we got a pretty good deal. Yeah, I think we did, actually., yeah, so anyway, that who you just heard burbling is Tim. |
| 2:01.6 | Say hello Tim. |
| 2:18.3 | Hello, Tim. I knew you were going to say that. And we have, from the great US of A, it's Dave. Say hello, Dave. Yep, just sitting here counting down the days to the take my guns away. Yep. But that's okay. I got Far Cry 3, so I got all the guns I need. |
| 2:20.8 | Yep. And also the blobs. You still have 3, so I got all the guns I need. |
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