If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, country and video games, BRB, UK Worst teeth, better accents

Hello, hello

and Edita Hoy hoy and welcome to episode

373 of BRB UK

We've made it through an election

Society hasn't collapsed yet Count B of BRB UK. We've made it through an election.

Society hasn't collapsed yet.

Count Binface did not get voted in in Uxbridge,

which is something I hold Coleman responsible for,

don't I, Coleman?

Sorry, that was all my fault.

Have you in Count Binface ever been seen in the same room, actually?

We have not.

Okay. And I do have a very secretive job. You same room, actually? We have not. Okay.

And I do have a very secretive job. You do both have a very secretive job. And you do like rummaging around in bins? You've said that's going to be private conversation. Oh, okay. Private. Okay, do you have like a sidekick? Is Tim your sidekick? Tim, say hello. I'm no one's sidekick. Does Count Binface have a psychic like Sir Wheely Bin or something?

I don't know. Tim, say hello. I'm no one's sidekick. Does Count Binface have a sidekick like Sir Wheely Bin or something?

I don't know.

Can we talk about stuff that's relevant?

All right, fine.

So, it is the build-up to the Christmas holiday.

So we're doing a couple of slightly shorter episodes, but Microsoft,

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