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Hello, hello. Happy holidays nearly. And hello again, I suppose. I know. It's appalling day. It's an exciting day. It's BRB UK day. I'm Dan. I finally worked out who to vote for, which is fantastic.

It's Count Binface all the way. And I would also, excuse me like to reveal the true identity of Count Binface. He is joining me tonight. It's Coleman. Vote for Coleman. Hi. Four more years.

Four more years. I was doing tricky dicky hands.

Make mediocrity great again.

There's some levels of R&E to unpicking that listeners.

You lucky, lucky devils.

I am not a crook.

Aren't you?

I mean, I am from Gosport, so.

Well, true.

This is very true.

Up the Pompey.

What? Dan, this is one of those weird episodes where lots of things are happening and they they won't be reflective of when the actual

episode comes out brilliant it's like a little time capsule so what you can do if you bury your phone

in your garden ladies and gentlemen and then unearth it 20 years from now it It'll be broken. Peter will come round your house and do a little feature and go, oh, what were they saying? Back in 2019, oh, this big, big election thing. Oh, no, it's just two bloke's making knob jokes again. Lovely, brilliant. If you're in the UK, the elections, well, by the point these episodes happened, the elections happened, and we have a new prime minister. Count been faced. For everywhere else in the world, that doesn't really give us stuff about British politics, the Game Awards is tonight as we're recording this as well. Oh, that is an excellent point. But can I just draw your attention to something else, however? Mm-hmm. Okay, shush for a minute. Okay. That's the sound of silence. It's lovely, isn't it? That sound of silence is a Christmas present from none other than Mr. Timothy Hibbs' squire. He's off this week, and I've completely forgotten why. He's off this week. In true big red barrel fashion, we've forgotten why he's away.

Yeah, he's doing a thing. I know.

He's just off.

Maybe he's trying to decipher the voting form.

No politic talk, no game award talk, which means no game award reveal talk either,

which I'm assuming I'm looking forward to a really cool-looking Batman game getting revealed.

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