If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello! BRB UK. Worst teeth, better accents. Hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi.

And welcome back to me. I'm Dan. This is BRB UK. This is a podcast. You're listening. Yes, you are.

And Coleman's also here, aren't you?

Hi, it's me, I'm Coleman.

Is that how we introduce ourselves now?

Is that how we do this?

Yep, he's semi, Coleman.

Also, hi, it's me, not Tim.

Yeah, and hey, Mr. Not November.

Mm.

We sent Tim on assignment, to which he then didn't go on assignment.

But bizarrely sent his laptop to that assignment.

So Tim's laptop is now on assignment, so therefore he can't do a podcast.

But he might be on later.

Right.

So we have to get as much of this done as possible before that happens.

Excellent. So we are, and as much of this done as possible before that happens. Excellent.

So we are...

And dear God, yes, there is a lot to get through, some of which is a bit elephant-in-orundastic.

So we're going to start with that.

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