If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth. Better accents.

Hello and indeed. Wait a minute. I'm not Dan. I'm Coleman. Hi and welcome to this here episode of the Big Red Barrel UK podcast. Episode 357. 357 of them a little episode.

A lot more if you count things like past episodes before BRBUK and half episodes, usually

starring a man called Tim Hibs.

Hello Tim.

Hi.

Hi.

We're without Dan because me and Tim are sensible boys and we've...

San Dan.

We're Sands Dan. We are sensible boys who we've... San Dan. We're Sans Dan.

We are sensible boys who come back early before the streetlights are on.

Dan is still at Carnival right now over in Notting Hill, getting his groove on and whatnot.

That is a big fat lie.

No, that's exactly what is happening.

So with that, we are going to carry on the show without Dan this week. We thought we could get a guest in, but it makes it easier if there's just two of us and I get to edit, let one less person. So I thought, hell, to hell with it, I'm going to have a nice easy week this week. Saying that, Tim's still here, so it might not be so easy. It might drag on some.

Talking about things that aren't easy, let's talk about tell-tale games, and they're,

because this year, well, last year, in fact, we got the rumblings that they were shutting down,

and then they started to shut down, and then this year they finished shutting down.

And now also this year, it seems they're back, sort of.

Spiritual successor would be the kindest way of putting it in gaming parlance.

We've got an imposter who's wearing the skinned courts of T-O-Tel Games and it's returned

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