If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello! BRB, UK. Worst teeth. Better accents. Hello, hello, and indeed a hoi-hoi, and may I just say,

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It's episode 343. That's a Halo reference, and it's BRB UK. Hello, I'm Dan, one of your hosts. The other one's Coleman. Say hello, Colman. Hi, hello. Would you like, that was terrible? Oh. That was actually bad. I liked it. That would, really? Did you know? Or did you just like it because you said it? I mean, should we just do more monk chanting for Halo reference?

We could do.

Okay.

Welcome to the Benedictine monk edition of P.R. P.U.K.

We're timeless this week, which is why we're clearly having to pad the show.

When we go without Tim, we go a little bit stir crazy. Basically, both of our brains protectively put themselves in comers because we know we're about to lose three hours of our life to talking about menus. That's it. When all the synapses are all firing on all cylinders, it's a bit hard to figure out what to do with all this extra energy in the brain. Yeah. I'm so alive.

Are you? I'm not really. I've had a moderately tedious day at work. I wouldn't say I feel so alive. I say I feel about eh. Well, you know, works work. Yeah. So what you've been doing this week, sir? I went to go see Kevin Smith yesterday. Did you? Oh, of course you did. He was a, he was podcasting, wasn't he? Yeah, yeah, Hollywood Babylon, him and Ralph Garman, went to the O2 Indigo for that one,

which was a bit upsetting because it was originally at Hammersmith Apollo, which is closer to me,

and then they moved venue, and I had tickets that were pretty close to the front,

and then I ended up with tickets on a balcony, which I got very angry with, and sat in front of a man who sounded a lot like a goat

whenever he yelled out, which was many times.

Like that, basically.

For the purpose of podcasts in which I try not to swear on, I won't repeat exactly what he said,

but say he was saying, yeah, in support, he would go,

yeah!

And he would do that every time.

So if anyone chanted anything, he would kind of extend over them, and it was irritating.

These sounds great.

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