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Hello. rb u.k worst teeth better accents hello hello and indeed a hoi hoi ladies and gentlemen and welcome to episode 315 of brbbb uk i have no a road theme jokes you'll be pleased to hear i wasn't allowed on the

last show because i i started going on about aRodes in episode 313. Learn your lesson. I have learnt a lesson. Come back on then. Do you know what the worst thing about Rhodes is? They all lead to Rome? No, that's quite only there, Danish all lead to Rome. Try and drive from Aberdeen to Rome. You can't do it. First problem, I don't drive. Anyway, before this carries on for far too long. Colman. Hi! How are you doing? I'm okay. You're all right? How are your facial secretions? They're fine, thank you. Good? Nothing to report in the facial secretion world. Absolutely nothing to report. I'm absolutely fine and healthy. at all to report in the facial secretion world Absolutely nothing to report

I'm absolutely fine and healthy

No we can stop this now

We can no one needs to know about my health

Then there'll be questions about where he's been in the world

On his international secret missions

And that will lead to too many questions

There is that

Well if you will sit in the front row when they're doing the ping pong show.

And you get hit in the face with it, you know, you get to catch something, dude.

It's all I'm saying.

Facial secretions is a horrible phrase, by the way.

Why is facial secretions a horrible phrase?

That might be the new Terra Masselata, I don't know.

Facial secretions.

For anyone that doesn't know the running joke of what we're talking about, that sounds like

absolute nonsense.

It may sound like absolute nonsense to the people that know the running joke, but you know.

Hey, but Coleman.

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