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Hello and welcome to episode 314 of the Big Red Barrel UK podcast. I am Coleman. Hi.

You're not Dan. No, I'm not Dan. And I'm also back from what feels like forever. I think it's a month away from the show.

I've never been this long away from the show. But now I'm back and I'm all full of beans. How will we survive without you? More importantly, how did you get full of beans? Coffee mostly. Right. Yeah. That noise of the man that is so desperate to be heard, it's Mr. Timothy, Kenneth James Hibbs. Hello, sir. He loves being full named. I really don't. You loves it. Every time. He loves it. I don't even like when you use my full first. I don't know my full actual name. Timmy Bibbles, Kenneth, James Hibbs. Yeah, I got it. Right, we're trying something a little bit different today. We are doing all people in the same room, same room round a table with microphones which is good because we had an internet problem so we've called upon

a third host who is here returning to the show since episode 300 i believe you were last on

yes son coleman and i'm very glad to be here is not my mother uh ed the best one. Oh, okay. Didn't get that in the memo.

All right, so the shambles is already upon us. It does mean we are recording on a single feed. It does

mean it makes editing, one easier for me, but too, harder to remove mistakes where we talk over

each other, cough, sniff, all those lovely things. There's nothing you

can do about this, go. Things like that. I can't make sounds seamless anymore. So we're just

going to have to go with it for this week at least. Doing alive. Well, before we start, I just want to say

thanks for coming back from your month-long excursion. Did you find out who beheaded that Turkish

journalist? You can't giveaways, ultra-secret secret identity job thing.

We staged it, so it looked like the Russians killed me for a bit.

My wife is not happy.

And now WWE can't go to Saudi Arabia.

Oh no.

And that's how that is.

All jokes that make no sense to most people that listen to this show.

Anyway, yes, so we have some headlines, and we have some, we've got a free couple of pretty big ones. I'm going to leave like the bigger, more ramblier one for last. But first of all, good news. Good news. So you may have heard there was a problem with the PlayStation 4 that was reported. There was a lot of users saying that they were receiving a weird message that was then bricking their system, which is not good news.

Was that you, Colman?

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