If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello and good evening, good afternoon, good morning, or whatever good time it is that you are here and listening to us.

Thank you very much for joining us.

This is episode 312 of the Big Red Barrel UK podcast.

Regular listeners or irregular ones that pay attention

will kind of already notice that I am not Dan

and I am also not Coleman.

I am your third host.

Third choice in hostage.

But I have also dragged in two people with me.

Don't worry, you don't have to listen to 60 minutes of my waffling non-stance.

I've also dragged two people in here to actually deliver some sense

and give us some good gaming knowledge.

Too long absence for both of these people.

Kev, nice to have you back, sir?

Hello, I cannot guarantee good knowledge.

You have good knowledge of things and stuff.

All the frame rates and all them things. Yes, I have lots of knowledge of the frame rates.

That's what I'm best known for, in fact. And we also have Mr. Bleasy. Hello and welcome, sir.

What up. The van's been lifted. Hooray.

You had no ban.

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