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Hadd R.B. UK. Worst teeth. Better accents. Hello. Hello and Anita. Hoi-hoi, ladies and gentlemen. And welcome back. For those of you who are at EGX, I wasn't. I was chilling out in slough. I had no fun.

Boo. Yeah, I know. I'm Dan. I'm one of your hosts. This is episode 311, believe it or not, of BLVUK. And it's an episode of a podcast, I guess. So I'm joined as usual by Tim. Say hello, Tim. Hello, Tim. And a man who's not Coleman, but is an Irish man. It's Diomed man. Not Coleman.

Not Coleman.

No.

Dear Med, I'm not Coleman.

Scannel.

That is his...

That's the name.

It's his official name.

It's amazing how we found someone.

I mean, the peer pressure actually we gave you to change your name by Deep Pole just for that really

pitty joke.

Had to go to the post office to send off the thing it was the whole thing it was a whole thing can you do it via the post office now yeah can you you don't even have to go in front of a judge well I'm Irish so we do everything via the post office well that's why you never get anything done exactly we voted for Irish exit like about 10 years ago. It still hasn't gone through. I know. Amazing. Well, because it's going through the post office. Yes, indeed. What was it called? You can't really have. Is it IRA exit? That sounds wrong. Yeah. That sounds like a digital erection. What?

Digital erection.

Do you mean like a digitised one of those or the erection you might get if someone should have to finger up your bum?

Whoa!

You literally went there.

All the way there.

You just have to go in and then up a bit

Yeah

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