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Hello, hello, and indeed, ahoy, hoy, dear listeners. It's episode 279.

But of what? I hear you ask. Well, it's an excellent question. Because it's episode 278,

the BRB UKK be quiet Jesus

That was a delay

Tim just woke up everyone

Yeah

Hi I'm Dan

I'm one of your hosts

I'm joined by Coleman

Hi

And Tim man

Hello

It's like a really crap version

Of a Mega Man

Boss select screen isn't it?

They've got that, man.

Sounds more like the guy they changed at the last minute in the Wizard of Oz script, basically.

Hang on a second.

Tim Man doesn't quite cover it.

But we'll make it Tin Man. No, Tim Man, definitely. How are you doing, chaps? Yeah, not bad. Still hunting the monsters. Hunting the monsters. I have a palaco robot. Yep, I've got a palico robot, and I think it was today was the last chance you could do that. Isn't it great to have a palatco robot, everyone? I don't have a parolk robot. All three of us that definitely unlocked the Palakco robot. I don't have a palakow. So great that we all unlocked the Horizon Zero door. I've got the best robot. We got other robots. I don't have a palico robot. That's the point Karlman's trying to rub in

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