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Hello! R.B. UK. Worst teeth. Better accents. Hello, hello and indeed, ohoy, ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to episode 278 of the Burb UK's, or Burbuk, or Big Red Barrel UK, or Big Red Barrel up. Any of those are acceptable ways to call us. I don't think a few of those are acceptable to be fair. Any of those are acceptable. A bit like putting slash Big Red Barrel after anything on the internet unless it's Big Red Barrel.com and if you do Big Red Barrel.com slash Big Red Barrel, the universe implodes apparently. Yeah, don't do... No, it brings up a video from the Eurogamer Expo, as it used to be called, from 2013.

So it's like Big Red Barrelception, right there.

I'm Dan, I'm your host. Hello.

Hello.

Hi.

And I'm joined, as always, by Cole Mann.

Hi.

And Timothy Man.

Timothy, man.

Timmon.

Where the hell did that come from? You are the most unimaginative superhero

Known to man

Just a man named Tim with the powers of Tim

Who's that what should I call myself, I'd know

Tim man, oh no

Hi, Tim Timmon, attorney at law

As Tim man, what are your special powers?

What are your special powers, Tim?

I can Tim in a moment's notice You do know Tim's not a verb, right? I'm faster than a speeding Tim. Oh, well, Alex has told us that. Oh, my God. You had to make it sexual, then, didn't you? I wasn't making you sexual? Well, that doesn't necessarily have to be sexual. It could be that you're very quick at doing the housework. That was definitely the inference, Dan. It was not the inference. Inference. Nor was it the inference, young man, thank you very much. It was both. Inference. Inference. It was not in France. I tell you that much. Let me tell you in France.

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