If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour.

We stand for Queen, Country and Video Games, BRB, UK, Worst teeth, better accents.

Hello, hello and indeed, ahoy, hoi-hoi, and welcome to episode 200 the 69th.

The BRB UK, I'm Dan, I'm your host, Tim's Chortling about there being a 69 in the title. Say hello, Tim. Well, no, no, no, I was waiting, I'm your host, Tim's shortling about there being a 69 in the title.

Say hello, Tim.

Well, no, no, I was waiting.

I thought you were quite well behaved, considering that was the number 269.

Well done you, Dan. Well done.

I've turned over a new leaf.

I've got it all out on my system before the show by posting pictures in the agenda of people drying their ass with hand dryers. Ruined my eyes for the rest of my life, Dan. That's how I get it out my system. I'm venting. I'm turning over a new professional leaf, Tim. Ruined my eyes. I'm sure you've seen worse. I'm sure you've done worse, actually. Yeah, but not recently. What's the strangest object you've used to dry your ass with what dry your ass mate i know it's hard to say uh coleman's toothbrush

oh oh no no that was obviously a joke

Coleman

No need to worry

I always wondered why I was

brushing my teeth with sweet corn

Now I know

Ugh

Anyway that's Coleman

Say hello Coleman

Hi

How are you doing

I was alright until about 10 seconds ago

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