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Hello, hello and indeed a hoi-hoi-ho.

I thought you've forgotten to, you know, the second syllable. I had to breathe.

I had to breathe, not going to lie.

I was going to carry on for a bit longer, but the old weasy pops kicked in. So I had to breathe. It's welcome to episode 258 of BRBUK. I am Dan. I'm one of your hosts. The man who cannot wait to be introduced is Professor Grumblemore himself. It's Timothy Hibbs.

Hello, we have all returned. Did you turn into a wizard?

I like the fact that I disappear for one episode and you spend the whole episode talking about me,

like literally from start to finish. You're a wizard, Timmy.

Like what? You're a wizard, spazzy. Wait, what? Just for the record, yeah, like, I've never gone to a play that was split into two parts over two different days. So that was a unique experience in itself. But generally, yeah, really enjoyable. It was a really, really good experience. Were you secretly hoping for a box set binge, like Netflix?

Well, no. But yeah, it's just a weird. Like, as I said, it's a play split into two parts, and most people, yeah, go and see it on two different days, and we see it on the Thursday and the Friday. You do realise there has been precedent. Yeah, I just, I personally have never seen... Henry IV, Part 2. play in two parts Dan's referring to his school productions again

Oh p- parts, personally. Dan's referring to his school productions again. Oh, piss off, Coleman. Eat my dust. That's Coleman. Hi! Henry the 4th, Part 1 and part 2 is not that bloody posh. It is when you do it as a school production. I didn't do it as a school production. I did Sergeant Musgraves Dance. We did Joseph and his amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. No, Coleman, I didn't do that. That was primary school, you think. Yeah, my secondary school didn't do any productions of anything, so... Oh, secondary, we did a Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber. Who are you? I was just in the choir.

I was in the choir anyway.

Tim, you striking as a man who may have been backstage,

but your complete lack of ability to organise anything

may have gotten the way. Is this correct?

Well, no. As I said, I literally, I never did a school play, ever.

Not once. Oh, do we need to have a whip round and send you to school? That's a slight, like, I did some in primary school, but as in, like, I think I was a shepherd in, like, the Nativity play. In Texas Chase Hall Massa or something. Yes, definitely. I remember the Nativity plays. I was the lobster. The Lobster! No, that's a love actually joke. I was a fishmonger.

Really? Yeah. Wow. That slightly battling goat herd.

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