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it's b ovi uk it's episode 257 and i and dan one of your hosts. So hello to you.

It's a bit of an altered, uh, all different.

There's a bit of a different podcast crew this evening since Timothy's off learning on how to be a wizard.

For some reason.

Um,

and he is headed forth into the night in East Finchley, brandishing a chopstick,

because he thinks that makes him a wizard.

So, God knows if Tim's going to get back.

Fun fact, my patronus is a Marsh Harrier.

I'd like to introduce you to a man who's also going to tell you what his patroness is.

You're a gazard, Harry.

It's Coleman.

Hi, my Patronus. My Patronus is. You're a gizzard, Harry. It's Coleman. Hi, my Petronus, my Petronus

is a Basset hound, which is amazing. That is pretty, I have to say that's pretty spot on.

Also, yeah, I heard Timothy's a wizard now and a thumping gooden at that. Really? Is he?

Hmm. Hmm. That's all I got.

Really? Okay. You've never been a problem with it. You'd never be able to cast a spell. So he's going to do, right? I'm going to wave this, and then basically what we're going to do is basically we're going to do. We're going to do is you need to do is you need to slightly rotate it, and then you need to kind of move it a bit this way and then that way.

And then it goes blue.

And then you've got to move it a bit further up.

No, no, no. Well, what you need to do is you need to slightly rotate it, and then you need to kind of move it a bit this way and then that way,

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