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Hey! R.B. UK. Worst teeth. Better accents. Hello, hello and indeed a hoi-ho. And welcome to the first episode of the second lot of 250 of the BUP UK podcast.

That's a very complicated way saying it's episode 251. I'm Dan, I'm your host. Hello to all of you. And thank you for, uh, well, not tuning in for downloading once again. Or if you'd be, I suppose you could download it and play it over an FM transmitter and then tune into us. So for those few of you who are doing that, well done. I swear you made that joke 250 episodes ago.

Yeah. Well, it's all coming full circle. That's Coleman.

Hi. And the other one's Tim. Hi.

Good. Hat-like reactions there, Tim. Fantastic.

How are you chaps?

Yeah, well, good, you?

Yeah, God, 250 was a bit weird, wasn't it?

That show went odd. It was an experience. It went places. People seemed to like it. It was okay. It did seem to go down well. It went down well. Like a nice Scotch. Because I kind of didn't have a clue by the end. It was too hot in my little man cave. which so I was like, no, great British debate, I'm out.

Is that euphemism?

What?

No. and it was too hot in my little man cave which is why I was like, no, great bridge debate, I'm out. Is that euphemism? What? No, but it could be. Hot in your little man cave? Hot my little man cave. I no longer do I need to mule stuff across the state lines of slough. Just got to write that down as a potential title. It's, yeah, possibly hotter today, but we've got less Scottish people, so I don't know what that means for the balance of the show. Where's John? I thought he was back. No, it's Thursday. He's not going to be here. Wasn't that going to mark like he's back full time now. Yeah. So anyway, but the good news is that, I'm not sure we announce it, but the 500th episode episode will record on or around April of 14th, 2000. And was it 21? Sounds about right. Or 22? I might be off by year. It's a bloody long time in the distance. I'm going to be like 40. Yeah, I'm going to be like 42. I think we should do that one live from the moon. Well, assuming if Trump's got a thing to do, that Trump might still be in power and there might not be a world left. Yeah, the moon might be the safest place to podcast from. And why is then, while you know when you've been tango, Donald Trump memes yet? Because that was the 90s. Tango in America.

But if you shaved him... Maybe they actually could.

I'd want to do that.

Shave Donald Trump, put him in a happy.

Here's the tango man.

What, Tony?

He's got a complete disregard for the Paris Agreement.

What?

You know, like, 50% of our listener base will not understand that.

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